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Box Sign - Many Have Eaten

Price: $29.95
Size: 24 " x 4.5"

All box signs are 1.75" deep wood and can freestand or hang for wall display.

MANY PEOPLE HAVE EATEN IN THIS KITCHEN AND GONE ON TO LEAD NORMAL, HEALTHY LIVES.

Box Sign - As You Grow Up

Price: $59.95 (Free Shipping)
Size: 15" x 28"

All box signs are 1.75" deep wood and can freestand or hang for wall display.

AS YOU GROW UP, YOU WILL HAVE YOUR HEART BROKEN MORE THAN ONCE AND IT'S HARDER EVERY TIME. YOU'LL BREAK HEARTS TOO, SO REMEMBER HOW IT FELT WHEN YOURS WAS BROKEN. YOU'LL FIGHT WITH YOUR BEST FRIEND. YOU'LL CRY BECAUSE TIME IS PASSING TOO FAST, AND YOU'LL EVENTUALLY LOSE SOMEONE YOU LOVE. SO TAKE TOO MANY PICTURES. LAUGH TOO MUCH AND LOVE LIKE YOU'VE NEVER BEEN HURT. BECAUSE EVERY SIXTY SECONDS YOU PEND UPSET IS A MINUTE OF HAPPINESS YOU'LL NEVER GET BACK.

Box Sign - Paper

Price: $45.95
Size: 16" x 20"

All box signs are 1.75" deep wood and can freestand or hang for wall display.

I UNDERSTAND THAT SCISSORS CAN BEAT PAPER, AND I GET HOW ROCK CAN BEAT SCISSORS, BUT THERE'S NO WAY PAPER CAN BEAT ROCK. PAPER IS SUPPOSED TO MAGICALLY WRAP AROUND ROCK LEAVING IT IMMOBILE? WHY CAN'T PAPER DO THIS TO SCISSORS? SCREW SCISSORS, WHY CAN'T PAPER DO THIS TO PEOPLE? WHY AREN'T SHEETS OF COLLEGE RULED NOTEBOOK PAPER CONSTANTLY SUFFOCATING STUDENTS AS THEY ATTEMPT TO TAKE NOTES IN CLASS? I'LL TELL YOU WHY. BECAUSE PAPER CAN'T BEAT ANYBODY, A ROCK WOULD TEAR IT UP IN TWO SECONDS. WHEN I PLAY ROCK PAPER SCISSORS, I ALWAYS CHOOSE ROCK. THEN WHEN SOMEBODY CLAIMS TO HAVE BEATEN ME WITH THEIR PAPER I CAN PUNCH THEM IN THE FACE WITH MY ALREADY CLENCHED FIST AND SAY, OH SORRY, I THOUGHT PAPER WOULD PROTECT YOU.

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