Trump Socks

Price:$11.95
Crew Sock

Comes complete with hair and comb.

Fuck Off, I'm Reading

Price:$12.99
Crew Sock

You'd be forgiven for thinking that she's a quiet, docile, meek bookworm. But only the first time. Women's shoe size 5-10. 50% combed cotton, 48% nylon and 2% spandex.

Take No Shit Give No Fucks

Price:$12.99
Crew Sock

There's something kind of wrong about putting a fierce phrase like this next to a couple of friendly flowers. But there's also something kind of right about it, too. Women's shoe size 5-10. 57% combed cotton; 41% nylon; 2% spandex.

I'm A Girl. What's Your Superpower

Price:$12.99
Crew Sock

We all have one. It's just that some are better than others. Women's shoe size 5-10. 52% combed cotton, 46% nylon and 2% spandex.

Hi, I Don't Care, Thanks

Price:$12.99
Crew Sock

Socks are just like women. They can be straightforward and polite at the same time. It doesn't mean they're any more or less of a sock. Or a woman. Women's shoe size 5-10. 51% combed cotton; 47% nylon; 2% spandex.

You Crafty Bitch

Price:$12.99
Crew Sock

I just love her face - determined, focused, a little devilish. She reminds me a little of you, actually. Women's shoe size 5-10. 50% combed cotton, 48% nylon and 2% spandex.

My Cat Is Cool As Fuck

Price:$12.99
Crew Sock

Have you ever seen such a cool cat on a sock before? That's because it was really freaking hard to make this cat look this good on these socks. But we did it, for you. And also because we really like cats. Women's shoe size 5-10. 51% combed cotton; 48% nylon; 1% spandex.

Ringmaster Of The Shit Show

Price:$12.99
Crew Sock

Sometimes the Ringmaster doesn't get the credit she deserves. Sometimes the attention goes to all the stuff that's going on around her - the leaping, the twirling, the fire-breathing, that kind of stuff. But not today. Women's shoe size 5-10. 63% combed cotton; 35% nylon; 2% spandex.

Fuck This Shit

Price:$12.99
Crew Sock

You know exactly who you're going to buy these socks for (besides a pair for you too, of course). It's for the sassy, smart someone who doesn't mind lifting up their bottom cuff to show their true colors. And these are damn fine colors. And DAMN fine soft combed cotton. Women's shoe size 5-10. 53% combed cotton, 44% nylon and 3% spandex.

Motherfucking Girl Power

Price:$12.99
Crew Sock

#YesAllWomenShouldBeRockingTheseSocks Women's shoe size 5-10. 50% nylon; 48% combed cotton; 2% spandex.

I Have To Pee.... Again

Price:$12.99
Crew Sock

Seriously, how are you really supposed to know if you're peeing because you have to pee or because you think you *might* have to pee? Women's shoe size 5-10. 67% combed cotton; 31% nylon; 2% spandex.

I'm Complicated. Thank You.

Price:$12.99
Crew Sock

Hey, just because they didn't mean it as a compliment doesn't mean you can't take it as one. Women's shoe size 5-10. 51% nylon; 47% combed cotton; 2% spandex.